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Angeline’s try at popping that darn question

Few days back while I was clearing the doggie’s poo (he’s actually toilet/newspaper trained), I saw an interesting write up which inspired me to do something totally insane. The idea ran through my puny little pea sized brain for some time, and whenever I thought of it, I’d giggle sheepishly to myself just thinking about the possible reactions that would come from the receiver, which in this case happens to be Raymond.

 

Finally I mustered whatever little courage that I had left inside of me, I composed a text message on my trusty old Blackberry, closed my eyes and pressed the Send button. Raymond happened to be sitting at the desk next to me when I sent out the text message. That wretched SMS tone took forever to come, and when it finally rang from Raymond’s mobile phone, my eyes brightened! I was suuuuuuuper excited yet kind of shy to see how he’d react after seeing my text message!

 

The following is the text message I sent;

 

The following is a recipe for a happy marriage;

 

                    Start with a big bowl of Trust

                         Pour in a capful of Patience

                         Add a dash of Forgiveness

                         Stir a spoonful of Kindness

                         Sprinkle a palmful of Encouragement

                         Sweeten with plenty of Couple Time

                         Spice things up with lots of Surprises

                         Top it all with a generous serving of Passion

 

Are you willing to cook a meal of happy marriage together with me on

20 Nov 2011 Sunday? :D

 

 

 

I watched how his face turned from black to bored to puzzled to happy to delighted when he was disrupted from his photos editing to read the text message.

 

Yes, that was a proposal coming from ME. So did he say yes? NO!

 

Trust me when I tell you I almost cried when he’s reading the text message. Too happy mah! End up I got rejected. Tsk.

 

You must be wondering why 20 November 2011. Because…. that happens to be a Sunday, that’s next year meaning sufficient time to prepare, that’s a nice number, that’s an easy to remember date, and that also happens to be my birthday. :(

 

Anyway, that wasn’t the first time my proposal got rejected (my courage got lesser and lesser with every rejection. Sigh!). You guys do realise that Valentine’s Day falls on the first day of the Lunar New Year right? Know what I did depsite having to focus on my work and album layout? I specially took some time to bake Pineapple tarts. Not just any Tom Dick Harry’s, or Aunty Lucy’s Pineapple tarts. I baked some reaaally special pineapple tarts! And because we didn’t have a proper baking oven here at SOHO, I actually spent much longer time GRILLING them. Luckily it was quite a success!

 


(Don’t mind the wording on the top right, it was for my personal blog)

 

I made an effort to create something for Raymond – a smiley face! Which is what makes the pineapple tarts special, cos I made it with him in mind, and definitely with lots of Love!

 

And then, here comes the Love message. Something lovey dovey which I don’t normally do or display.

 

Besides the lovey dovey wordings, I attempted to make a heart shaped one as well! Not very successful, but at least I tried! I also made one shaped like our doggie’s poopoo. Kekekeke.

 

I hope my tarts managed to show how happy I was when I was making the pineapple tarts! I made a volcano tart (at the background), super mini tarts about the size of my little thumbnail, and I even make one shaped like a snake!

 

And then, here comes the point of it all…. Can you figure what’ this?

 

It’s actually a DIAMOND RING! I made a smiley face, I ♥ U, I also made a proposal ring!

When it’s finally done, I presented to him and did he say yes? NO!

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Sigh…. after numerous times of trying, my ego kena deflated already. Not forgetting I’m quite a traditional/conservative person with the thinking of an old fogey. If you were Raymond, won’t you be pretty touched by the sweet little things that I’ve done? You would say yes right?

 

Sigh…. I shall leave the popping of question to Raymond instead then!! Maybe demand a 10 carat as a form of compensation for causing such trauma to my poor little soul. HUMPH!

 

Or perhaps if I made one pineapple tart in the shape of a camera or his favourite prime lens or his favourite car or his favourite laptop he might say yes….. Darn!! Now why didn’t I think of that!!

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Okie dokie, you guys enjoy your weekend while I nurse my wounded soul ya? Cheers!!

:)

 

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Lots of ♥,

- Angeline

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KC & Cindy’s actual day wedding

Before this place gets all mouldy again, here’s a quick update on KC & Cindy’s actual day wedding! Enjoy! (:

 

 

 

Here’s the beautiful bride – Cindy! Pretty seldom we get to see brides with short hair for their wedding day. I guess a big part of the reason goes to the lack of variety in available choices of hairstyle. But in thise case, Cindy looks radiant and very refreshing! :)

 

 

 

 

I call this the reusable wrist corsages, cos this one actually has pearls and clips instead of the usual ones where we tie around the wrist with ribbons and dump them away after the wedding.

 

Here’s a sneak preview of how KC looks like! It’s actually a photo mug of the couple. 

If Raymond and I have such photo mugs around our place, I guess it’ll burn a real big hole in our pocket. For times when we have fights and arguments, the photo mug would be a good target to vent our frustrations since we can’t vent it on each other. Hmm… maybe we’ll print out some enlargements of ourselves and throw darts at each other’s faces when we’re angry instead. Kekeke.

 

 

So sweet. :)

 

 

 

KC and his band of brothers! Er… were they in their sports attire??

 

Evil sisters demanding “entry ticket” for their very own RIP gantry. Errr… I meant ERP gantry. Hehehe~

 

 

 

EEEEWW!! Evil sisters make poor brothers chew on Giant lollipops, together with Wasabi toothpaste to brush their teeth. Such deadly combo!!

 

 

And now for something auspicious – The RED UNDIES!! Must stare at this picture for a longer time because CNY is coming, and it is often said that red undies brings luck!

 

Somehow he reminds me of the cute cartoon character – Pucca. So cuuuute!

 


Source: nguoichacuanhanloai’s photostream at Flickr

 

I didn’t know there’s an expander thingy for the bra! I must have lived in the mountains for too long a time!

 

And now they revert back to childhood wearing the bibs and pacifiers.

 

I think the ERP gantry rate just increased again. MUWAHAHAHAHA!

 

The MUST HAVE contract to sign for all couples during gate crashing.

 

Yay! Destination reached!

 

 

 

I love Audi cars…… kekekeke~

 

 

 

Once again, Raymond’s signature car shot during Actual Day Weddings.

 

 

 

 

Proceeded on to the solemnisation ceremony.

 

 

 

 

 

I like this picture! The kid holding the mic is damn awesome, and the handsome boy on the right creating a frame with his two fingers! Thankfully it’s two fingers, and not the one longest finger. :p

 

 

At the end of the wedding day, here’s an awesome image specially taken for the couple.

 

I’ll be posting more from KC & Cindy’s wedding on our Facebook Fan Page tomorrow, so do keep a lookout for it ya! :)

Link to our Facebook Fan Page, click here: Raymond Phang Photography Facebook Fan Page

 

Hope you guys enjoyed this series! Raymond and I gotta return to work already! Been working through the night very dilligently with the photo editings until we’re able to catch the sunrise every single day. We don’t get to sleep till about 7+, and sometimes 9+am in the morning! Phew!!

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Anyway, here’s a little piece of dry but interesting joke to share with everyone for the coming lunar new year + valentine’s day:

 

In my 26 years of life, I have never once received any love letters from anyone on Valentine’s Day. But this year, I’m finally receiving Love Letters on Valentine’s Day! =D

 

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Er… can’t catch the ball right? Okie, I’m currently 26 years old, so that’s a fact. Let me know if you’re riding on the same wavelength as me! If you happen to be looking for a wedding photographer for your wedding day, and you’re able to figure out the dry joke of the link between the love letter and valentine’s day, email the answer to us at contactme@raymondphang.com with the header [That Darn Dry Joke]! Couples with the correct answer will receive a 10% off pre-wedding/actual day wedding photography packages! Kekeke. And since it’s gonna be the month of Love and Friendship (Feb 14), we’ve decided not to limit the number of winning entries, so offer ends…. 28 February 2010! Have fun! =D

* Contest promo not valid with any other offer or promotion

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 Lots of ♥,

- Angeline

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Concluding Year 2009… or not?

I was thinking of updating an entry to conclude Year 2009 for Raymond and I, but come to think of it, 365 days are all filled with work and more work. The only time we get to go dating is when we meet up with couples-turned-friends for dinner or movies!

 

Actually I feel really blessed to have known them, especially couples like Guan Lim & Jeslin, Jack & Grace, Michelle & Sam, Desmond & Jolene, Jonald & Yutong, Andrew & Clarice, Richard & Wendy, Eddie & Aileen, Max & Mui Hui, Kok Meng & Cassie, Edwin & Eunice and a whoooooooooooooooooooolesome lotssssssssssssssssss moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! In fact we love them all for inviting us to be part of the special team for their biggest day, and also very appreciative that they engaged us because they genuinely love our works and not because we’re “spares”. Much more than that, we’re really really happy that we get to take the relationship further from being just clients, to friends and very good friends! So looking forward to Year 2010, and hopefully meet more interesting characters!! :D

 

Year 2009 was pretty fruitful with the achievements Raymond bagged from the [AG]WPJA – Artistic Guild of the Wedding Photojournalist Association, the MPA – Masters Photographer Association, establishment of the Wedding Photographers Guild, collaboration with the preservation of monument board and CDL in producing the book – Resonance Songs of our Forefathers, addition of Susulini the DI artist to our family, and lots lots more! Learnt a lot of things, widened our horizons a bit with the travellings and attending the Schembri workshops in Sydney, plucking enough courage to drive overnight from Sydney to Gold Coast within a day etc!

 

Come to think of it, even though Year 2009 has been 365 days of work for us, it’s actually still pretty colourful! :D

 

Now for my Year 2010 resolution: Stop work at 12 midnight, start work at 7am, find one activity to do together with Raymond (we’re pretty lifeless cos of work!), spend more time with family & friends, eat more fruits! That’s all for now! Maybe i’ll get susulini and Raymond to share some day!

 

Okie now, here’s some images from my personal snap snaps collection. Hehe.

 

I actually fed the machine with 2 dollars and out came this love struck looking froggie… I got this because Raymond was mad at me for some reason which I cannot remember. So next morning I went over to his place, outlined the shape of my hands and fingers, cut and folded them in such a way that the middle finger is pointing out, stuck it to the body of the frog and pinned the whole thing to his mirror!

 

I find it funny cos the whole idea of it is funny to me, and at the same time it gets to express my anger and frustration too… Oh well, things I do to “spice up” our relationship. :p

 

 

Bought this during our furniture hunting at IKEA few months back. Raymond likes it a lot.

 

Sometimes he’s really sweet cos he actually bothers to take time off work and divert his attention to me by doing little things like sewing my buttons back for me when it dropped off. :D

 

Interesting things we spotted together..

 

Having late night supper… it’s actually lunch + dinner combined in the middle of the night after 12 midnight!

 

Sharing a biiiiig mug of hot chocolate..

 

Yesterday I spent half the day accompanying my friend Shahidah. I call her Shark He Duck, or Duck for short.

 

I know I have a lot of emails to reply, but Duck is having some personal problems and she needed someone to talk to…

 

Raymond and I puts relationship above everything else, so instead of sitting down replying emails while she talk and share her problems, I felt that someone who needs a listening ear deserves all the attention…

 

Tried to cheer her up so I suggested snapping pictures!

 

Glad it made her smile… :)

 

SUCH AN OBSCENE PICTURE!

 

Duck and I knew each other since 1997, and she’s like one of my best friend… such a coincidence we’re both wearing checkered top!

 

Then I suggested playing with faces!

 

A picture of the naked face…

 

A picture of the painted face!

 

Duck has a big eyering, floral murals, bird (which I cannot tell!), stitched up wound, sun, and a Mr Pringles look alike face.

I had two uneven eyebrows, some wrinkles on top, double eyelid, arrow love, whiskers, pink nose, mustache, moles and eyebags.

 

This image is damn cool! Looked like I had fake teeth!!

 

That’s duck’s frontal view!

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And here’s two images to share from our piles of backlogs of wedding images!!

Taken on 3 November 2009 for Scott & Wee-Li for their outdoor pre-wedding. Susulini came with us on that day and assisted. Very happy that the images turned out to be pretty nice! Sweet and cheery, bright and pretty!! :D

 

Taken on 10 November 2009 for Qi Wei & Hsiao Hui’s outdoor pre-wedding. Susulini joined us too, and we had a yummy dinner of Botak Jones right after! Love this series as well, and we really think Hsiao Hui looks like Zhang Zi Yi from certain angles! :D

 

We have a whole lot of other backlogs to share, some of which are already completed long ago. Do keep a lookout for more updates ya? Back to emails! Merry Christmas to all!! :)

 

 

Lots of ♥,

- Angeline

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Food for thought!

Muwahahahaha! I like this one! Raymond’s naked bum! I stripped him naked one day and got him to bend over for some spanking! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*Faints and concuss from excessive laughing!*

Actually it’s not his bum, but it’s something edible! Raymond took this during one of his shoot. Make a guess, and have fun! Muwahahaha! Cheers! :)

 

Lots of ♥,

- Angeline

I love muthu!

Got this in the email from Raymond’s elder sister – Serene. Quite funny! Hahaha!

 

 MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

 Interviewer: ‘What is your birth date?’
 Muthu : ’13th October.’
 Interviewer : ‘Which year?’
 Muthu : ‘Every year.’
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 *MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

 The Manager asked Muthu at an interview… .
 ’Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?’
 Muthu replied: ‘P-O-S-T-B-O- X.’
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 *MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
 After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, ‘Do I look like a foreigner?’
 Wife: ‘No! Why?’
 Muthu : ‘In London , a lady asked me, ‘Are you a foreigner?’. . that’s why.’
 Wife : ?????????
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 *MUTHU & TOURIST*
 A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village…
 Muthu said , ‘No sir, only babies were born here.’

*****
:D

 

Lots of ♥,

- Angeline

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